STORMING MONT ALBERT BY TRAM (1982)

Totally unused to being on public transport Balwyn housewife and socialite, Samantha Hart-Byrne loses her balance as the tram moves off, and accidentally plunges a stilletto into the derro’s foot, causing a great deal of pain and forcing him to take his shoe off, revealing the filthy rubber glove that he uses to keep his foot dry through the holes in his shoes.

BREAKING UP IN BALWYN (1983)

Halfway into the river cruise celebrating Smanatha Hart-Byrne’s divorce from husband Michael, the gambler and businessman (Peter Sommerfeld) gate-crashes the party disguised as a “gorillagram” sending event into chaos.

LIVING ROOMS (1986)
The Flatette Scene

It’s 1972, the night of Gough Whitlam’s famous “Men and women of Australia” speech at the St. Kilda town hall. And on discovering that his new tenant is a conscientious objector to the Vietnam War Chilla , the manager of the boarding house that the former mansion “Linden” has become decides to evict the coward forthwith.

LIVING ROOMS (1986)
The Gallery Scene

Monika and her architect/town planner husband wait impatiently for their scene to begin as Leon casts some aspersions of the artworks they’re presented with.

LIVING ROOMS (1986)
The Drawing Room Scene

It’s meant to be a farewell party for Lt. Michael Deegan who is about to head off to the Boer War with the Victorian Division. However Cuthbert, the owner of Linden, discovers that Michael has formed a relationship with Estelle, his live-in “kept” woman.

STORMING ST. KILDA BY TRAM (1988)

Just as the tram is about to enter the CBD Nigel Davidson, Sydney filmmaker (Peter Finlay) comes on board and immediately starts insulting Melbourne in general and the people around him in particular.

FULL HOUSE/NO VACANCIES (1989)

After a disastrous night of performing sit-down comic, Freddy Finally (Bryan Nankervis) unloads his angst on fellow resident of the Linga Longa boarding house Sheila (Valentina Levkowicz) – a former actress and chantruese.

STORMING GLENELG BY TRAM (1992/1994)

Ejected from their Porsche by her husband Samantha Hart-Byrne (Carol Patullo) is forced to catch tram into the city and obviously has never been on public transport before, she interacts with bag lady Daniela (Valentina Levkowicz) before breaking down with the connie Alice (Siobahn Tuke)

ON SHIFTING SANDSHOES (1988)

While searching for painkillers to address Margot’s sudden migraine Raoul (David Swann) rummages through Sandy’s tent and discovers that Melbourne bookseller has been keeping a diary about the camp in which he pretty much trashes everybody else in the group including his partner Paula.

LAST TRAIN TO ST. KILDA (1987)

The play opens with John A Smith an assistant supermarket manager attempting to take his own life by lying across the Melbourne – St. Kilda railway line only to told by the former St. Kilda station manager that the line has been closed for many years…